John Granacki, Uncommon Genius
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Need help with your website?
click here for a prospectus summarizing my diverse array of talents
then count your money and give me a call.
Systems Analysis & Software Engineering
Object Oriented Programming ~ Data-driven Website & Database Design
PHP ~ MySQL ~ XML ~ XHTML
JAVA ~ C++
SEO with Proven and Reproducible Results
(If I don't get you in the Google Top 10 for your [reasonable] search keywords, you don't have to pay me!)
Graphical Imagineering & Multimedia Integration
" All that, and the dude can PAINT!"
Who ya gonna email?
"World's Slowest Email Responder"
(but well worth the wait!)
for Sale, Lease, or Rent:
but I still like them a lot, so don't expect a bargain...
Hip to Nanotechnology?
Get the inside scoop at
The STEMBOT Project
week's month's Molecular Nanoassembler, tomorrow next week!
(please bear with me, I'll be ahead of my time shortly...)
When molecular assemblers are outlawed, only outlaws will have molecular assemblers
Follow the links below to Online Galleries featuring the works of
Regional Inner Solar System Artist
Master of Space & Time
Some Old Paintings ~ Older Paintings (Geocities Archive)
An Online Horizontally-scrolling Retrospective!
And MORE on Facebook!
at right: Old Town Antique Mall signage with mural
featuring ivy climbing up a crumbling plastered wall,
with an Antique Angel (plus other odd shapes
and figures) manifested in the faux exposed
patchwork of brick beneath.
(can you find the Victorola phonograph?)
©2017 John Granacki, Master of Space & Time