Object-oriented team-player seeking challenging assignments with 
individuals & organizations commited to achieving and maintaining lead positions on the cutting edge of graphically and mathematically intense interactive digital media technologies.

Highly skilled illustrator and graphic designer seeking an opportunity to create objects of beauty amidst the unfolding panorama of cyberspace.  3-d modeling, animation, and digital photo editing are also on my palette!

Penultimately proficient purveyor of poetry, punnery, and other perspicuous pap, pondering possibility of position permitting periodic penning of prosody.

Singer, songwriter, and sax player* — a groovy cat who can hammer out jingles like there's no tomorrow — keeping an ear to the ground for a swinging multimedia team that is ready to jam!  Can you dig it?

Top-notch analyst and researcher with a formidable knowledge base and an unparalleled learning-curve seeking academically stimulating high-end adventure.  I question answers as well as answer questions.  If the answer you seek is not already lurking within my profusely crenelated cerebellum, then it's probably no more than a phone call, a Google search, or a trip to the library away — and no one can find it faster than I.

If you're looking for spin, the Doctor is in!
Broadly experienced in advertising, merchandising, organizing, and journalism, plus a master in the arts of Search Engine Optimization (I know how to get your website high in the rankings on Google, Yahoo, Ask, etc.)